How dare you?!!

Updating Windows started out as a concept when my boss told me never to work on a computer when it was installing software. As I was sitting in a cafe munching on a sandwich during my "extended" lunch break, it dawned on me that there should be a way to let the world bask in my great discovery.

No longer would the workers of the world have to sit another moment in front of their computers while the rest of society frolicked outside chasing butterflies and kissing their sweethearts on a blanket in the park while sipping champagne from interlocked arms...

There had to be a way to legitimately not have to be at work while something "important" was going on with your computer that required you to absolutely not touch it.

Updating Windows was born! Well, not exactly born. I had to go to a class on how to speak Javascript and even then, my teacher had to fix all the problems with it. But it's here. It's good. And it's free.

Feel free to tell all of your wage-slave comrades about how their lives are about to get waaaay better. And don't use this too much. Someone might catch on and then your three martini lunches are all over.

If you have a website, it is your obligation to link to me, because... you know... the world needs this website!